HINDI,URDU AND ENGLISH SMS

AGAR APP KO BOARD:

Agr app ko apne BOARD ya University k exam main number lagvane ho to App muje foran apna
Naam aur Roll number send karo
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Main aap k lye DUA karo ga.

WRITE CAREFULLY:

In Life,
Future is a Question Paper,
Past is a News Paper
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Present is an Answer Sheet.!

So, Read, Learn
&
Write Carefully

JO YAAD NAYI KIYA:

Tang main phir aaj aapko kar raha hon,
Guzarish dua ki aapse kar raha hon,

Hamaray liye dua karen aisi kuch khas,
K papers main ho jaen gud nos se pass,

Nazil qudrat ki aisi meharbaani ho jaye,
K papers main hamari bohat aasani ho jaye,

Jo yaad kya hai woh bhol na paen,
Aur jo nahi kya woh topic he nahi aayen.

CHOICE PER CHOR DATA HA:

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

WE DO NOT CARE:

Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!

HUM JEETE EK BAR HA:

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

EXAM KI TAYYARI:

Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay

DUNIYA HILA DETAY:

Koi BOOK aisi milti jis pe Dil luta detay,

Her SUBJECT ne Dimagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dete

Ab SYLLABUS dekh k ye sochty hain k

1 MAHEENA aur hota to Dunya hila detay.

SATH WALO KI LARKI KO DEKH:
RESULT IS NEAR:

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

SAZA DANI HO AGAR:

Koi cheez Bewafai se barh kar kya hogi?

Koi mushkil judai se barh kar kya hogi?

Kisi ko agar deni ho jawani main Saza..

Woh Saza PARHAAI se barh kar kya hogi...

WHEN WE ENTER IN EXAMINATION HALL:

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

MEIN NA US MASTER KA GHAR:

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

HOLIDAYS:

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna

MOVIES TITLE:

Movie titles related to eng students:

Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - Kabhi kabhi,
Question Papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - Yaarana,
Maths2 - Asambhav,
Maths1 - Mission Impossible,
Environmental Sciences - Pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st Semester - Kuch to hai,
2nd Semester - Yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction - Kal Ho Na Ho,
1st Class - Raju Bangaya Gentleman,
2nd Class - Dil Mange More
Fail - Phir Milenge

PAR LA HAR WAQT:

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1

START..
Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay

Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain.