HINDI,URDU AND ENGLISH SMS

PATHAN IN UK:

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

ALADIN KA CHRAGH:

Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila.
Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo UsKi 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho.

1 Naswar Ka Packet A Gya Pathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar
or Aa Gayee.

Jin: Baaki 2 wìshes?

Pathan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do.

MEIN TRAIN MEIN DAHAYA TA:

Pathan: Main 1 baar nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) door tak phail gaya tha...

Friend: Yar to kya tum 1 mahine baad nahaye thay?

Pathan: Nahi, main chalti train main nahaya tha.

PATHAN KA GHAR:

Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
Kyu?

Khana:
Naswar Pulao
Naswar Karahi

Sweet Dish:
Naswar Halwa

Drink:
Naswar Cola

PRIZE BOND:

Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam k Mazar ja kar dua karta hai:

"Mera Prize Bond Her Soorat main nikalna chahiye."

Jaise he woh Mazar se bahar aaya kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond nikaal liya.

Woh dobara Mazar gaya aur bola:

"Jinah Sahab! Pehle puri baat to samajh liya karen."

PATHAN MOBILE PER:

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan:Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi
Mangetar Hai.

PATHAN TO SARDAR:

Pathan 2 sardar,.!
Muje 5 janwaron k naam batao jo paani main rehte hain,.!
Sardar;
BATAKH(DUCK)
Pathan chalo 4 or k naam b batao,.!
sardar;
batakh ki ammi,abbu,behen or bhai,.!
Pathan;Shahbash,.!

AIK PATHAN PASSPORT:

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha NIC dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka NIC de dia.

Officer: Khan Sahab apna NIC do.

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna NIC lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo

PATHAN NA COLLEGE KHOLA:

Pathan ne College khola:

Par kisi ne bhi admission nahi liya.

Sab confused thay.


Guess why????


College ka naam tha..

WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS.

EK PATHAN PHELI BAR:

Ek Patan Pehli bar Karachi aaya or Flat dekhne gaya, flat dekhne ke baad broaker se larne laga:

Pathan: Khucha! Hum is flat main rahegi, is se bara to hamara murghi ka darba hai.

Broker: Khan sab ye Flat nahin lift hay.

PATHAN NA MUDER KAR DIYA:

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:

Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.

Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.


1 PATHAN AIRPLAN MEIN:

AIK PATHAN AIRPLANE MAI THA
USKI THABYAT TEEK NAHI THI
USKO ULTI A RAHI THI
USNA AIR HOSTES KO BOLA MUJKO ULTI KA LIYA BAG DEY DI GIA
USNA PATHAN KO BAG DIYA
THORI DEIR BAHD AIRHOSTES AI THO
USNA DEKHA SAB ULTI KAR RAHAI HAIN AUR PATHAN BAIT KAR MOVIE DEIK RAHA HAI
AIRHOSTES NAI PATAHAN KO BOLA SAB ULTI KYU KAR RAHEI HAI??
PATHAN BOLA " MAI ULTI KIA SAB BURA MANA THO MAI PEE GAYA."

MUJAY MALOOM HA:

1 Pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha th.
kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen.
Pathan: mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun ga

DANDRUFF FREE:

Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..

BAHADUR KHAN:

Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha Hai

TUM PRESHAN NA HO:

Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye Tumara Behan Hai Hmara Bhi Behan Hai