HINDI,URDU AND ENGLISH SMS

WIFE RUNNING:

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

WIFE WITH GOAT:

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

WIFE'S DREAM:

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

WIFE MISSING:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

AJEEB SI CHEEZ:

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.
Wife:Wo kiya?
Husband:
Tumhara ‘moun’.

A.G KU KEHTI HO:

Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bharay Bazar Mei “A.G”
Kiun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bharay Bazar Mei
“Abey Ghaday”
Kahun Gi To Kia Acha Lagay Ga

PHELE WO MERI GIRLFRIEND TI:

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

COUPLE HOLD HANDS:

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?

....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

TUM BADAL GAYA HOO:

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi

MERAY IRADAY NAIK HA:

Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

GOOD FOR HEALTH:

"Boyfriends" r Like "Paanipuri" Always Tasty


"Lovers" r Like "Pizzas" Hot & Spicy


"Husband" r Like "Dal Chawal" No Option But Good 4 Health.

COMPLETE AND FINISH:

Q: What's the difference between complete and finished?



A: If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are finished

HUSBAND:

"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
.

"AQALMAND"

"Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
.

.


"HUSBAND" . . :-)

DIFFERENT BETWEEN HASBAND & GADHA:

Different between husband and gadha?
Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but gadha itna gadha nahi hota k husband ban jaye

MOVIE DEKHI:

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

SARDAR KI WIFE:

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

SMS OR RING TONE:

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

SISAK SISAK KAR MARNA:

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.