HINDI,URDU AND ENGLISH SMS

KYA TUM GAREEB HO:

• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!

DULHA OR DOST:

• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!

PRINCIPLE 2 STUDENT:

• Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

EK BAR TERRORIST:

• Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye





Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi

SARDAR & VAHAGURU:

• A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

CHOCOLATY N CRUNCHY:

• Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?

EXAMINATION HALL:

• In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be on finger tips”.

EK SMS KI QEEMAT:

• Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms,
sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera ek SMS,
har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera ek SMS…

MAN & HOTLE MANAGER:

• Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

GIRLS IN BUS:

• Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes

AAP KI GIRLFRIEND:

• Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

MAIN TERA LIYA:

• Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Boy:Maa baap

Girl:Yes

Boy:Bhai behan

Girl:Yes

Boy:Khana peena

Girl:Yes

Boy:Star plus

Girl: Munh sambhal ke baat kar !!

SMS KARENGE:

• Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari,
Ye sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!

BHAKT OR BHAGWAN:

• Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de,
mere piche bhut laga de, tension de,
mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

5+5 HOW MUCH:

• Son: Dad 5+5, how much?
Dad: You fool, You don’t know this,
go and get a calculator.

PATI OR PATNI MEIN LADAI:

• Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi.
Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai.
Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??
Patni: Zehar!!
Pati: Tum khaa lena main der se aaunga..

SMS KARDA:

• Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein

ZARUR AAYGE:

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi,
Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki...
Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!...

THINK:

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!