HINDI,URDU AND ENGLISH SMS

IF YOU ARE MAD:

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

I SEE YOU IN ZOO:

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

MUJAY SMS NA KAR KA:

Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega,
kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega....
mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega

MUJAY YA SAMAJ NAYI ATA:

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp.
Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light.
Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

HAHAAAHHAAAA:

Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Kuch nahi bus tumhari shakal yaad aa gyi thi:->
O my God
ha ha ha.

APP KA TALUK KIS MEIN SA HA:

LARKI SMS k badle SMS krti hein.
*Khusray SMS k badle KUCH nhi krte hein.
Or
*MARD SMS k badle call krte hein.
Apka taaluq kin mein se hai?

SHAME ON YOU:

Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,
.
pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha
.
jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,
.
balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.
.
Shame on you

MERA DOST:

Dil main Hamesha
Ek shor
Ho raha hai,
Bina SMS
Dil bore horaha hai,
Kahin aisa
to Nahi,
K mera
Dost
Kutte ki neend soraha ha
HAHAH!

MOBILE KE AUQAAT:

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Time: 2 Mins 35 Seconds
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Mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhay ga

AGAR KOI ACHA SA SMS:

Agr koi acha sa sms ho…
Tojaldi sy………
Usy paper pe likh k
Fold kr k
Almari men rkh k
lock lga den.
Kahin ghalti sy
send na hojy……….

EK ANGOOR LO:

Ghar may practice karna:
-Aik angoor lo
-Hath may pakro
-Ab apnay danton k beech may rakho
-Ab aahista se sheeshay may daikho
langoor k mou mein angoor

SHJAAT DUKANDAR SA:

Ch. Shujaat dukandar se:
“A aiynuk waly bandar di photo kinnay di ae”.?
Dukandar:
“Ch. Saab aey photo naee, sheesha aey..

TUM GHAR SA BAHAR NA NIKALNA:

Jis tarha sooraj nikalta he her rat k bad,
chand alwida kehta he mulaqat k bad,
tum ghar se mat nikalna,
warna log kahan ge,
Mandak nikal aya barsat k bad.

HUMARA MULAK MEIN:

Humara mulak mein
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO?

DEGREE IN MBA:

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

BHOOT KI BETI:

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha

DIL SAY SHUKRIA:

Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.

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